Hu Yang, Zhao Jing: Shangongnese Office Clerk, 2006
omg so my mom doesn’t let me order food delivery when she or my dad isn’t home ok so i was way too lazy to make food today so i ordered a salad and a little pizza then 10 minutes after the pizza gets delivered MY MOM COMES HOME OUT OF NOWHERE so i’m freaking out so I throw everything into a bag and run up to my room faster than i ever thought i could run and put it under my bed and I feel like I just committed a serious crime when really I just ordered some damn pizza
Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
when u see someone hot at the gym
Miss Nationals 1966
To Catch A Thief (1955) | dir. Alfred Hitchcock
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER